Man, 69, dies after baboon shoves him
05 Feb 2010
AN ELDERLY man died after a baboon knocked him off a ramp at a Simon’s Town shelter for homeless people, leading to renewed calls for authorities to ensure the baboon troop in the area gets monitored. Michael Bates, 69, a resident of the Happy Valley...read more...
...which was three days later (the story being published five days after this).
Way to infer a causative link on some the flimsiest evidence imaginable, Cape Times.
Addendum: I went out last night, and majority of people I talked with asked me about this "news." And I was very pleased to be able to explain to them the disgusting truth of the matter. Most people's reactions: "Three days? Seriously?"